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I require all of you Hetalia fans to do this. I'm not really a fan, but I still did it anyway because I can't sleep. Derderder.

The Axis Powers

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

[x] You were bullied a lot in your childhood. [Assholes, preps, and racist pigs.]
[x] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit. [I like a few pastaaaaaaas.]
[ ] You're very happy-go-lucky. >C
[ ] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
[ ] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
[x] You're a good artist. [I'D LIKE TO HOPE SO.]
[x] You can be clumsy.
[ ] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
[ ] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ] You would surrender in a war situation. [I'LL BURN YOU INTO ASHES, BIZZNATCH]

(4/10)

Germany (Ludwig)

[/] You're very stoic and serious
[ ] Sausages are your favourite foods.
[x] You like to walk dogs/your dog [If I had a dog. :C ]
[ ] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case. [I don't have any of those right now!]
[x] You love rules and think they should always be followed to [don't love them]
[x] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
[ ] You work very hard too hard... [HAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAA. hoe.] >C
[ ] Your alone time is your 'happy time' [WAT. O ____O]
[x] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
[ ] You've had issues with money once or twice

(4.5/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[ ] You're very mature
[/] You think everything over before saying it.
[/] You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
[/] You isolated yourself during childhood.
[ ] You became very successful in a short amount of time
[x] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
[x] You can seem cold/aloof to other people
[x] You're good at practical tasks [I'd like to think so]
[x] You need time to adjust to new people

(5.5 /10) THERE'S ONLY NINE YOU SON OF A BETCHSLAP

The Allies

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[x] You love hamburgers
[ ] You think you're awesome
[x] You love to invent things
[x] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
[ ] You can seem to be very brash to other people. [No one's ever said that to me in any case.]
[ ] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
[ ] You're terrified of ghosts
[x] You know aliens exist [I think they would have to, somewhere. It'd be pretty fucking weird if Earth was the only "living" planet.]
[ ] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
[x] You wear glasses. [I'M A BLIND SOMBITCH]

(5/10)

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

[x] You like tea. [Yum yum]
[/] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
[/] You're very sarcastic and cynical
[ ] Your cooking is awful
[x] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[ ] You have tried doing black magic before
[ ] You get drunk quite easily. [Hey, this isn't fair for people who don't drink/are underage.]
[ ] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy [I would probably be a violent drunk]
[ ] You're good at embroidery

(3/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[ ] You're very affectionate
[ ] You think you have a great fashion sense
[ ] You like wine
[ ] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
[ ] You love red roses
[ ] When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women
[x] You're very proud of yourself
[x] You love culture and the arts
[ ] You're very flamboyant
[ ] You say you're a gourmet

(2/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[/] You had a very sad childhood. [How does one judge this.]
[ ] You're very tall
[/] You have a tendency to switch between personalities
[ ] You wear a scarf all the time
[x] You love sunflowers
[ ] You love vodka
[x] You can seem intimidating to other people
[x] You're very strong [I like to think so. :C]
[ ] You have a big nose [wat]
[x] You have a strange laugh that can scare people (DOLPHIN)

(5/10)

China (Wong Yao)

[ ] You're very mature [Wasn't this for Japan as well?]
[ ] You're very superstitious
[ ] You're very religious [FUCK NO]
[/] You love pandas
[ ] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
[/] You love Hello Kitty
[ ] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.
[ ] You work hard
[x] You're good at drawing [STOP REUSING SHIT]
[x] You like sweets

(3 /10)

And now for some other countries!

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[x] You are very well-raised [I GUESS]
[/] You're polite
[x] You love classical music
[/] You like cake
[ ] You have a mole on your face
[/] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
[ ] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument [NO.]
[ ] You've composed music before
[ ] You tend to call people 'morons'
[x] You wear glasses [-faceplant- ...this reminds me of the time I hit this guy on the shoulder. With my face.]

(4.5 /10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[x] You're often ignored by people
[ ] You look younger than you actually are. [People think I'm married and able to drink] :C
[x] You love hockey
[/] You love polar bears
[/] You hate fighting
[ ] You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
[ ] You often get mistaken for someone else
[ ] You feel under-appreciated
[/] You're bilingual (-ish) [Sortaaaa. I know a fake language and I'm not-exactly-fluent in Japanese]
[ ] You always carry a bear with you

(3.5/10)

Cuba

[ ] You smoke
[x] You're very physically strong
[ ] You've won a lot of fist-fights [I only got into one, and it was a draw]
[ ] In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.
[x] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
[ ] You like hot weather [NO.]
[x] You can be very friendly from time to time
[x] You look very tough on the outside
[ ] You make a very nice role-model [O vO]
[ ] You don't let people get a word in edgeways

(4/10)

Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)

[/] You have a potty-mouth [Does it count if you only swear in text?]
[ ] You like to wear flowers in your hair
[x] You used to be a very tough kid
[ ] You're very reliable
[x] It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy
[x] You're very faithful [as in loyalty? I hope this means loyalty >( ]
[x] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
[ ] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese. [?? DB]
[x] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
[x] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(6.5/10)

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x] You're very loyal
[ ] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a great time together
[/] You're very serious
[/] You have a lot of patience [On certain things]
[x] You think too much about philosophical stuff
[x] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc..
[/] You're not very confident
[ ] You were quite rebellious as a child
[ ] People tend to walk all over you
[ ] You're a born worrier

(3.5 /10)

Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)

[ ] You're very flamboyant
[x] You're quite hyperactive
[x] You can be quite goofy
[ ] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix. [It is not a pheonix so much as a slavering swamp monster that just escaped from the sewers after being trapped in there for two weeks.]
[/] You're very wary of strangers
[x] It takes you ages to come out of your shell
[x] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty
[x] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your opinions
[ ] You love pansies and corn-poppies
[ ] You get up to lots of crazy antics [I wish. xD]

(5.5 /10)

Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)

[/] You're quite mean-spirited
[ ] You're a bit of a hooligan
[x] You're very loyal
[/] You're very good at tactics
[ ] You hate Russia
[ ] You love to fight people
[ ] You can avoid marriages quite well [I wouldn't know]
[x] You're not always taken seriously
[ ] You like drinking
[x] You want to become stronger

(4/10)